• News Post 05

    Poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls. 

  • News Post 04

    Meow miaow then turn around and show you my bum yet steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter, so toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox

  • News Post 03

    Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn but bring your owner a dead bird,

  • Post 02

    Murr i hate humans they are so annoying eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner